[NEWSDOG]
(spoken)
Extra! Extra! Somebody's getting married!

[DOG]
(spoken)
Somebody's getting married? Hey, somebody's getting married!

[BEAR]
(spoken)
Wow! Somebody's getting married!

[DOG IN MANHOLE]
(spoken)
Somebody's getting married?

[CAMILLA and CHICKENS]
*Clucking*

{LEW ZEALAND]
Somebody's getting married!

[RIZZO and TATTOOEY]
Somebody's getting married!

[BETH (ROWLF and DOGS)]
Somebody's getting married!
(Somebody's getting, somebody's getting, somebody's getting, somebody's getting)
[KERMIT, SCOOTER and GONZO]
Somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody
Somebody, somеbody, somebody, somebody!!

[KERMIT, FOZZIE, SCOOTER and GONZO]
Somebody gеt some flowers
Somebody get a ring
Somebody get a chapel
And a choir to sing
[KERMIT]
Somebody get an organ to play
[TUXEDOS]
'Cause somebody's getting married today!

[MISS PIGGY, JANICE, and YOLANDA THE RAT]
Somebody get a preacher
Somebody bake a cake
Somebody gift some shoes
And rice and presents to take
[MISS PIGGY]
Somebody get a sweet negligee
[BRIDAL GOWNS]
'Cause somebody's getting married today!

[SWEDISH CHEF]
Wedding, wedding
Pig and Froggy wedding!
[KERMIT, FOZZIE, SCOOTER and GONZO]
Somebody get champagne
Somebody rent a room
[MISS PIGGY, JANICE, YOLANDA THE RAT, and CAMILLA]
Somebody get the lovely bride and-
[ALL EXCEPT KERMIT and MISS PIGGY]
Somebody get the
Somebody get the
Somebody, somebody
Somebody, somebody

[WEDDING CAKES]
Somebody get this wedding underway!
[SWEDISH CHEF
Cos seyrbey gjerdeen mooder toodeee!

[BEAR FAMILY]
Somebody's getting married today!

[ERNIE]
Are they here yet? Are they here yet?
Did I miss it? Am I late?
[BERT]
No, they'll be here any minute
[COOKIE MONSTER]
Oh boy, me can hardly wait!
[BERT]
Yeah
[CRAZY HARRY]
Isn't this exciting?!
[POPS]
It's the wedding of the year!
[SAM THE EAGLE]
Well, can't we start without them?
[MUPPET NEWSMAN]
No we can't until they're here/
[SAM THE EAGLE]
Hmm...

[PENGUIN CHOIR]
They're finally getting married now!