[Verse 1]
Where are the cameras, now?
Where are the cameras?
I must be punk'd
Life couldn't get this worse now surely
Well if you're gonna cry then at least make it snappy
Cause once in a while, well, I kind of feel happy
And you're bumming me out and I wanna enjoy it

[Chorus]
Cause it's car freshener aftershave tonight, boy
I'm drinking out the bottle
Cold, microwave refrigerator food
The California motel vomit it's like a Jackson Pollock
The California motel vomit it wasn't me, I promise

[Verse 2]
And how can I take you seriously?
When you hold your phone like that, you look so stupid
I wish you knew it
Iced coffee, burger, and wine
I met you for the last time
I gave the world's greatest fake goodbye

[Chorus]
Cause it's car freshener aftershave tonight, boy
I'm drinking out the bottle
Cold, microwave refrigerator food
The California motel vomit it's like a Jackson Pollock
The California motel vomit it wasn't me, I promise
[Bridge]
And oh, I know we never talk
And I never email enough
But could you pay my rent, again?

[Chorus]
Cause it's car freshener aftershave tonight
Ok, so what? Smell you later
I'm drinking out the bottle
Cold, microwave refrigerator food
The California motel vomit it's like a Jackson Pollock
The California motel vomit it wasn't me, I promise
The California motel vomit it's like a Jackson Pollock
The California motel vomit it wasn't me, I promise

[Outro]
Car freshener aftershave tonight
I'm drinking out the bottle
Cold, microwave refrigerator food