[Verse 1]
Fa la, fa lee
She ain't heavy, she's a brother to me
What I need, she can't be
Nature, nurture, who's to say?

[Chorus]
But still fa la, fa lee
Anything between us is a felony
Oh, fa la lee
La lee

[Verse 2]
Fa la, fa lee
She thinks only of the higher parts of me
Such a shame, were I she
I'd set my sights much lower, then I'd sing

[Chorus]
Fa la, fa la fa lee
But as it stands now, that would be a felony
Oh, fa la la
La lee

[Chorus]
I sing fa la fa lee
But as it stands now, that would be a felony
Oh, fa la la
La lee