[Verse 1]
He's Big Spooky Salvia, lord of the night
He's bringing the terror and the ghastly frights
Martin Shkreleton and Alex Bones
Leave your lights turned on if you're watching Home Alone

The ghouls and goblins knocking at the door
Salvia-stein's Monster is hungry for more
The beasts are howling, of their king, they're afraid
He's Big Spooky Salvia, he's bouncing on his boy's grave

[Chorus]
Big Spooky Salvia
Big Spooky Salvia, Salvia
Big Spooky Salvia
Big Spooky Salvia, Salvia
Big Spooky Salvia

[Interlude]
Martin Shkreleton
Martin Shkreleton
Dread Cruz
DJ Crypt Death

[Verse 2]
He's Big Spooky Salvia with fangs used to bite
He'll drink your blood like cheap red wine
When the moon is full, something scary might happen
And perhaps it won't because the ghosts are napping
A chemtrail fog is rolling all across the land
A goblin in your bed, gently cuddling with your man
Pineapples come to life on a killing spree
And Big Spooky Salvia is pulling all the spooky strings

[Chorus]
Big Spooky Salvia
Big Spooky Salvia, Salvia
Big Spooky Salvia
Big Spooky Salvia, Salvia
Big Spooky Salvia

[Outro]
Martin Shkreleton
Martin Shkreleton
Listener beware