The Shawn Michaels is ready to wrestle tonight
He may be sexy, but this guy is not your boy toy
A modest bladder, he can last 'til the end of the fight
After winning, he embraces the other guy
And the hug begins

Flexing his arms, and spreading his toes
He gives us a glimpse of his signature pose
He's after the title, he's making a plan
He doing whatever the Shawn Michaels can
So go on and lift up your hand

Shawny M, Shawny M
C'mon, Michaels
Shawny M, Shawny M
Show us your body
Shawny M, Shawny M
You've got the muscles
Shawny M, Shawny M
Please wrestle naked

Shawny M, Shawny M
You buy us flowers
Shawny M, Shawny M
You keep us happy
Shawny M, Shawny M
You do the dishes
Shawny M, Shawny M
And we'll always love you for it
Shawny M, Shawny M
And we'll always love, always love the Shawn Michaels
Shawny M, Shawny M