Dwayne Johnson, a.k.a. Mr. Rock
Muscle man, a urethra in his cock
Goes to his bladder, and then comes the piss
He loves to win, I can promise you this

We've been waiting all night, we need a hero
Mr. Rock is just the man we need
Oiled up for the fight, can't wait to see it
He'll lick his lips and kiss the other guy

I don't know what to say
Mr. Rock is on his way
He's fighting to win free food
Mr. Rock we're in love with you
Ou-ou-ou-ou-ou

C'mon, it's time to rock with the Rock
It's time to rock, time to rock
He'll win the match and make a mad dash
Just let him go, he's gotta piss
He'll lay the smackdown if you smell what I'm cookin'
So know your role, shut your mouth
The Peoples' Champ, he'll never be stopped
Please take a rock, stick it straight up my candy ass