Sometimes there are creatures you know
They make you laugh
No ifs, ands, or buts
Furry monsters doing song and dance
But they're got hands inside of their guts

So if you ain't feelin' all right
The Muppets gonna make you smile
So let go, don't put up a fight
Frogs and bears and birds and dogs
Monsters, babies, bossy hogs

There's nowhere to go
When you're watching the Muppet Show
You're glued to your chair
And you're so happy to be there

They bring you delight on your screen every night
Controlled by men, but the creatures are right

There's nowhere to go
When you're watching the Muppet Show