[EMCEE, spoken]
So, you see, everybody in Berlin has a perfectly marvellous roommate. Now, some people have two people
Come on my little ones!

[ROSIE]
Beedle-dee, deedle-dee, dee!

[FRENCHIE]
Beedle-dee, deedle-dee, dee!

[EMCEE]
Ah-beedle-dee, deedle-dee, deedle-dee, deedle-dee, dee!

[ROSIE & FRENCHIE]
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[EMCEE]
Two ladies

[ROSIE & FRENCHIE]
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[EMCEE]
Two ladies

[ROSIE & FRENCHIE]
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee
[EMCEE]
And I'm the only man
Ja!

[ROSIE & FRENCHIE]
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[EMCEE]
I like it

[ROSIE & FRENCHIE]
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[EMCEE]
They like it

[ROSIE & FRENCHIE]
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[EMCEE]
This two for one
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[ROSIE & FRENCHIE]
Two ladies
[EMCEE]
Ah-beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[ROSIE & FRENCHIE]
Two ladies

[EMCEE]
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[ROSIE & FRENCHIE]
And he's the only man

[EMCEE]
Ja!

[ROSIE & FRENCHIE]
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[ROSIE]
He likes it

[EMCEE]
Ah-beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[ROSIE & FRENCHIE]
We like it
[EMCEE]
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[ROSIE & FRENCHIE]
This two for one!

[ROSIE]
I do the cooking

[FRENCHIE]
Und I make the bed!

[EMCEE]
I go out daily to earn our daily bread
But we've one thing in common

[FRENCHIE]
He

[EMCEE]
She

[ROSIE]
Und me!

[FRENCHIE]
The key

[EMCEE]
Beedle-dee, dee

[ROSIE]
The key

[EMCEE]
Ah-beedle-dee, dee
The key

[ROSIE & FRENCHIE]
Beedle-dee, deedle-dee, deedle-dee, dee!

[ALL]
Ooh! Aah! Ooh! Aah!

[EMCEE]
We switch partners daily
To play as we please

[ROSIE & FRENCHIE]
Twosies beats onesies
But nothing beats threes!

[EMCEE]
I sleep in the middle

[ROSIE]
I'm left

[FRENCHIE]
Und I'm right!

[EMCEE]
But there's room on the bottom
If you drop in some night!

[ROSIE & FRENCHIE]
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[EMCEE]
Beedle-dee, dee dee de
Two ladies
Beedle-dee, dee dee de

[ROSIE & FRENCHIE]
Beedle-dee, dee dee de
Two ladies
Beedle-dee, dee dee de

[EMCEE]
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[ROSIE & FRENCHIE]
Und he's the only man

[EMCEE]
Ja!

[ROSIE & FRENCHIE]
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[EMCEE]
I like it!

[ROSIE & FRENCHIE]
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[EMCEE]
They like it!

[ROSIE & FRENCHIE]
Beedle-dee, dee dee dee

[ALL]
This two for one

[ROSIE & FRENCHIE]
Beedle-dee, deedle-dee, deedle-dee

[EMCEE]
Beedle-dee, deedle-dee, deedle-dee

[ALL]
Beedle-dee, deedle-dee, deedle-dee, deedle-dee, dee!