[Captain Hook, spoken]
I am the greatest villain of all time!
Who was Bluebeard?

[Pirates, spoken]
Nobody!

[Captain Hook, spoken]
Who was Nero?

[Pirates, spoken]
Nobody!

[Captain Hook, spoken]
Who was Jack the Ripper?

[Pirates, spoken]
Nobody!

[Captain Hook]
Who's the swiniest swine in the world?

[Pirates]
Captain Hook!
Captain Hook!
[Captain Hook]
Who's the dirtiest dog in this wonderful world?

[Pirates]
Captain Hook!
Captain Hook!

[Captain Hook]
Captain of villainy
Murder and loot
Eager to kill any
Who says that my hook isn't cute

[Smee, spoken]
It's cute

[Captain Hook]
Who's the slimiest rat in the pack?

[Pirates]
Captain Hook!
Captain Hook!

[Captain Hook]
Who's unlovable
Who's unlivable
Who's existence is quite unforgivable
Who would stoop to the lowest and cheapest of tricks in the book
[Pirates]
Tricks in the book
Blimey, slimy Captain Hook
Captain Hook
Captain Hook
Captain Hook
Captain Hook

[Captain Hook, spoken]
Who's the swiniest?

[Pirates, spoken]
Swiniest!

[Captain Hook, spoken]
The doggiest?

[Pirates, spoken]
Doggiest!

[Captain Hook, spoken]
The slimiest?

[Pirates, spoken]
Slimiest!
[Captain Hook]
Who's the creepiest creep in the world?

[Pirates]
Captain Hook!
Captain Hook!

[Captain Hook]
Who's dispensable?

[Pirates]
You!

[Captain Hook]
Reprehensible

[Pirates]
You!

[Captain Hook]
Who's behavior is just indefensible?

[Pirates]
You!

[Captain Hook]
Who's the crawling-est, cruelest, crummiest, crookedest crook?

[Pirates]
Crookedest crook
What a prize
What a joy

[Captain Hook]
Mrs. Hook's little baby boy
Look, look, look

[Pirates]
The scourge of the sea

[Captain Hook, spoken]
Yes, yes, yes
Just little ol' me

[All]
Captain Hook!
Yo ho!