Rose: Have an eggroll, Mr. Goldstone
Have a napkin, have a chopstick, have a chair
Have a spare rib, Mr. Goldstone
Any spare that I can spare I'll be glad to share!

Have a dish, have a fork, have a fish, have a pork
Put your feet up. Feel at home
Have a smoke, have a Coke
Would you like to hear a joke?
I'll have June recite a poem!

Have a leechie, Mr. Goldstone
Tell me any little thing that I can do
Ginger peachy, Mr. Goldstone
Have a kumquat, have two!
Everybody give a cheer
Santa Claus is sitting here
Mr. Goldstone I love you!

Have a Goldstone, Mr. Eggroll
Tell me any little thing that I can do
Have some fried rice, Mr. Soy Sauce
Have a cookie, have a few!
What's the matter, Mr. G?
Have another pot of tea
Mr. Goldstone I love you!
Herbie: There are good stones and bad stones
And curbstones and gladstones
And touchstones and such stones as them
Rose: There are big stones and small stones
And grind stones and gall stones
All: but Goldstone is a gem!

There are milestones, there are mill stones
There's a cherry, there's a yellow, there's a blue
But we don't want any old stone
Only Goldstone will do!
Moon stones, sun stones
We all scream for one stone
Mr. Goldstone we love you!
Goldstone!