[Verse 1]
I'm a stupid heathen
A conniving little pervert
When Mrs. Lynde is here I try my best to see up her skirt
The highest IQ in the class I have trouble
Communicating with other kids

They don't understand me and they say that I'm a nutcase
I try to join a club but he just punch me in my face
I am part of this world the way I’m on the verve
After all somewhere off the grid

[Pre-Chorus 1]
I'm constantly wrestling with myself
I talk to teddy, is it all in my head?
I wish I was playing with someone else
Not just with tеddy but someone in my bed
Not just a playmatе taken from the shelf
A special buddy tied up with my dread
But some people are so nasty
And I think those people oughta be dead

Dead (dead)
Dead (dead) (dead)
Dead (dead, dead, dead)
[Chorus]
Because you asked for what you get
Would you like to see the pit?
Troglodytes who make you bleed
And I like to watch them feed

Ha!
Oooooooooooooooh!

[Verse 2]
I'm naked and swinging from a tree with only a cape
Why should I feel guilty just because I left for her shit?
I did nothing wrong, I don't think it's my fault
Did I really do an evil deed?

Am I crazy? Am I normal? I am just addressing?
I love them dirty pictures of your hair while she's undressing
I do it alone in a pair of my own
'Cause I have everything that I need

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Only a weirdo does stuff like this
That's what they all say
But something isn't right
Take care don't become my nemesis
My friends are all trogs and they like to bite
I don't care if you call it cowardice
I just eliminate
I don't have time to fight
I'm really not dangerous
So follow me into the woods tonight
Tonight (tonight)
Tonight (tonight) (to die)
Tonight (to die) (to die) (to die)

[Chorus]
Because you asked for what you get
Would you like to see the pit?
Troglodytes who make you bleed
And I like to watch them feed

Ha!
Oooooooooooooooh!

[Bridge]
I'll embrace me
You embrace the pit
I'm so guilty but I won't admit
Someone watch me or I'll throw a fit
She was so lovely until she pushed me in it

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
Right!

Whuuouuouuuouuuuouuuuuuu (Whuuouuouuuouuuuouuuuuuu)
It's nice to meet you now meet your end
Whuuouuouuuouuuuouuuuuuu (Whuuouuouuuouuuuouuuuuuu)
You're not my type you're not my friend
Whaaaoaaaaoaoaaaoaoaao
Show my playmates what have I found
Whaaaoaaaaoaoaaaoaoaao
Now take your place deep in the ground
(Aaaaaaaaaaaaa)

[Chorus]
And I asked for what I got
What's left of me will rot
Troglodytes who make me bleed
'Cause she likes to watch them feed