You met her at a pool party
You thought that she was hot
Your head said "YES!"
But your conscious told you that you'd better not
You didn't care
'Cause you were thinking with your weenie
You could resist her in that little white bikini
You didn't wear protection
She was just a one-night-stand
You got her high and screwed her
Never see her again
You had your fun
But tell me was it worth it
If you only knew, her dirty little secret

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

She had syphilis and
Now you do too
I bet you can guess how she gave it to you
How many guys like you will she give it to?
Well that's just life
Oh, oh, oh, oh, and it serves you right

Whatcha gonna do?
[Whistling and meowing]

Ah, She had syphilis and
Now you do too
I bet you can guess how she gave it to you
How many guys like you will she give it to? (Like me)
Well, that's just life
Oh, and it serves you right
So what you gonna do?