[Verse 1]
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
When the road looks rough ahead
And you're miles and miles
From your nice warm bed
You just remember what your old pal said
Boy, you've got a friend in me
Yeah!

[Verse 2]
You've got a friend in me
You've got a friend in me
You've give 'em troubles and I've got him, too
There isn't anything that I wouldn't do for you
If we stick together and can see it through
'Cause you've got a friend in me
Yeah, you'vе got a friend in me!

[Bridge]
Some othеr folks might be a little bit smarter than I am
Bigger and stronger, too!
But none of them ever love you
The way I do, it's me and you!

[Verse 3]
And as the years go by
Our friendship will never die
You're gonna see it's our destiny
'Cause you've got a friend in me
Yeah, you've got a friend in me
Yeah, you've got a friend in... Me!
[Outro: Mike, (Sulley) & Squidward]
Oh, hey? We're rehearsing a scene for the upcoming company play called uhm
"Put that thing back where it came from or so help me"
It's a musical, yeah
"Put that thing back where it came from or so help me" (pom, pom, pom)
So help me, so help me, and cuts, ha, ha, ha
You're killing me, SpongeBob, ah, ha, ha
Ah, you really are