Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Round here

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
Well, they're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Around here

Well, I don't want no short people
Well, I don't want no short people
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people