[Verse 1]
I'll be home
I'll be home
When your nights are troubled and you're all alone
When you're feeling down and need some sympathy
And there's no one else around to keep you company
Remember, baby, you can always count on me

[Chorus]
I'll be home
I'll be home
I'll be home

[Verse 2]
I'll be home
I'll be home
Wherever you may wander and wherever you may roam
You come back, and I'll be waiting here for you
'Cause no one else will ever love you the way I do
I'll be here to comfort you and see you through

[Chorus]
I'll be home
I'll be home
I'll be home
[Outro: Harry Nilsson, Randy Newman]
"Gee, that sounded sad! It sounded good!"
"It's better!"
"Let's listen to that."