[Verse 1]
I may go out tomorrow if I can borrow a coat to wear
Oh, I'd step out in style with my sincere smile and my dancing bear

[Pre-Chorus]
Outrageous, alarming
Courageous, charming

[Chorus]
Oh, who would think a boy and bear
Could be well accepted everywhere?
It's just amazing how fair people can be

[Verse 2]
Seen at the nicest places the well-fed faces all stop to stare
Making the grandest entrance is Simon Smith and his dancing bear

[Pre-Chorus]
They'll love us, won't they?
They feed us, don't they?

[Chorus]
Oh, who would think a boy and bear
Could be well accepted everywhere?
It's just amazing how fair people can be
[Piano Solo]

[Pre-Chorus]
Who needs money
When you're funny?

[Chorus]
The big attraction everywhere
Will be Simon Smith and his dancing bear
It's Simon Smith and the amazing dancing bear