Got a royal flush
I gotta ten bob in my pocket for luck
Just another crush
I got my head read in the shed once again, my friend

Inside, outside, upside, downside
See my face, wanna take me home
I missed you, sister, shake your pistol
Hear my voice on your telephone

Just another lush
I got my ten green bottles in my pocket for luck
And another rut
Get your dead head in the shed once again, my friend

Inside, outside, upside, downside
See my face, wanna take me home
I missed your sister, shake your pistol
Hear my voice on your telephone

Inside, outside, upside, downside
See my face, wanna take me home
I missed you, sister, shake your pistol
Hear my voice on your telephone

Cigarette burning, got an opal ring
Dirty magazine turning, you're the bird who sings
Sleeping on a shag pile, sleeping on me
Sleeping like an angel watching over me