[Verse 1]
Couple cover charge stamps got her hand lookin' like a rainbow
In and out of every bar on a whim just like the wind blows
She’s either a bachelorette, comin' off a breakup
Take a drunk girl home

[Verse 2]
Bouncin' like a pinball, singin’ every word she never knew
Dancin' with her eyes closed like she's the only one in the room
Hair a perfect mess, fallin' out of that dress
Take a drunk girl home

[Chorus]
Take a drunk girl home, lеt her sleep all alone
Leavе her keys on the counter, your number by the phone
Pick up her life she threw on the floor
Leave the hall light on, walk out and lock the door
That's how you know a boy becomes man
Take a drunk girl home

[Verse 3]
You leave her dry for a dive and you get somethin' bad to eat
And they're singin' "Closing Time" at that little bar across the street
And by two by two, strangers and lovers
Are headed for the covers, hookin’ up
[Verse 4]
And that TV in your two-bedroom, sound’s turned off
And through the paper-thin walls, you can hear your neighbor's cigarette cough
There’s a million things you could be doin'
There's one thing you're damn sure glad you did

[Chorus]
Take a drunk girl home, let her sleep all alone
Leave her keys on the counter, your number by the phone
Pick up her life she threw on the floor
Left the hall lights on, walk out and lock the door
That’s how you know the difference in a boy and a man
Take a drunk girl home

[Post-Chorus]
Ooh-ooh

[Chorus]
Take a drunk girl home in the sober light of dawn
She left you a message and thanked you on the phone
You picked up her life she threw on the floor
Left the hall light on, walked out and locked the door
That's how you know a boy becomes man
Take a drunk girl home