Intro:
Ay, Ay, Caillou, we gon get your dumbass out here boi, you were born with motherfucking cancer boi! (I know)
Now, let's fucking end this shit for you (please don't)
Verse 1:
(Ay) Caillou got a wandering jew made out of marabou
He got a cat made of doggy do like a donahoo
Got a shoe made of ballahoo barbecue
Look up to the sky, run through the clouds
Appeal to the babyshoe like a interbrew
Break into the cancerous anserous home
Have you went to the homebrew before
Pass through the path like a plainview
Would you fucking soak through the shampoo like a soundview
I've had it with the tissue and tobu (ay)
Break into the bugaboo and the cockapoo (what)
I'm thinking of bringing the zulu back like a zengu
Handkerchef and I'm thinking of bringing the giant kangaroo back (ay)
Dabbadoo like a motherfucking woodland caribou (yeah)
I got a walking shoe made of wannado water gnome bro
Don't bring the richelieu overdrew back
Verse 2:
(Ay)
Caillou had a battle of cancer and waterloo
Don't make a fact bout the northumbria
Tended to the tennis shoe and the tougaloo (ay)
Drown in the tuvalu and the countersue (why)
Presume to the rochambeau and the tougaloo (aight)
Live up to the rain, bringing the bomber crew (ay)
Rosie Hosey with the orange style (ay)
Interlude:
Ooh, Caillou (what)
Where the fuck are you, come back (I'm hiding)
If you don't come back to this rap song then I will fuckin kill you (please don't kill me)
Ay, Ay, come back to the rap song right now (why but you're not my daddy)
Ay, Ay, Ay, what, what, Caillou get your dumbass out here right now! (I don't care daddy)
Screwed Caillou:
Caillou here, that's me!
I was born with cancer and that's right, I'm a bald kid
I got daddy on my right and Gilbert on my left
My best friend is Leo (ay, what's up Leo!)
How you doing? (ay, ay, ay, that's me)
My name is Caillou if you didn't know
I got a lot of hate, I'm having suicidal thoughts
Oh no, I'm having suicide thoughts, somebody kill me
I cry all the fuckin time cause I have mental health issues (ay, ay)
Outro:
Yeah, have I done my lyrics?
Daddy, have I done my lyrics?
Where am I? I don't know where I am? Who taught me to record this song? Somebody, get the hell out here!