[Verse 1]
I'm writing a song all about you
A true song as real as my tears
But you've no need to fear it
'Cause no one will hear it
Sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year

[Verse 2]
I'll tell all about how you cheated
I'd like for the whole world to hear
I'd like to get even
With a-you, 'cause you're leavin'
But sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year

[Chorus]
It's a good thing that I'm not a star
You don't know how lucky you are
Though my record may say it
No one will play it
Sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year, alright

[Interlude]
(Uh-huh, ho!)
(Ya!)

[Trumpet Solo]
[Chorus]
It's a good thing that I'm not a star
You don't know how lucky you are
Though my record may say it
No one will play it
Sad songs and waltzes aren't selling this year, alright

[Outro]
(Oh, s[?])
(Ah, ah)