[Intro: Eric Andre]
Ladies and gentlemen, Rapper Warrior Ninja!
Alright Jasper, do the dizzy bat but keep rapping!

[Verse 1: Jasper Dolphin & Eric Andre]
I can't hear with some jeans on, so I had to take 'em off
Chow down on these hot peppers!
Ahh!
Wait, you gotta start rapping
Brand new whip, came with some brand new jeans
I came to this game tryna win with ease
Keep rapping
I don't even fucking rap, I'm a hype man and an actor
I don't know how to rap, I'm not even a rapper
*gunshots* Bounce! Bounce! Bounce!
Ahhh!
N***a, cut!

[Verse 2: Taco & Eric Andre]
Spicy?
So hot
Where do I gotta go?
Oh, oh my God—
Hahaha!
Ow! Ahh!
Hit the button!
Yeah! Taco killed it!
[Verse 3: Pi'erre Bourne & Eric Andre]
Play that beat!
Use this microphone, usе this microphone.
New microphone for you. Nеw microphone.
What the fuck?
Where the fuck am I going?
Hahahaha!

[Verse 4: MadeinTYO & Eric Andre]
Yeah, cinnamon challenge!
Pop off just like rugged, uh
I got money, I got it
You know I got it in the pocket—aw!
This n***a really just shocked me
Hold up, I'm 'gon—oh! Oh!

[Outro: Eric Andre & Talib Kweli]
Oh shit, the celebrity guest judge, Danny Brown!
Talib Kweli! Talib Kweli! He just got here!
Ow! This is terrible.
Hahaha!