[Verse 1]
How could I be wrong
After such a long run of being right?
Said you're a cool mom
You took that to heart
Named your son "Bart"

[Pre-Chorus]
But I'm retracting all of the
Statements that I made in the month of May
And I said that then
That you're a cool mom
But oh Christ was I wrong

[Chorus] (x2)
Oooh
Oooh
Edna

[Verse 2]
It was my mistake
For the team I'll take
I mean take that for the team
Just know, either way
I hold you kinda close
Just not closer than most

[Pre-Chorus]
Cause I'm retracting everything
That I've ever said
Or thought of in my head
And I thought that then
That you're a cool mom
But Jesus was I wrong

[Chorus] (x2)
Oooh
Oooh
Edna

[Bridge]
I said hey hey
Hey now, Edna
I said hey hey
Hey now, Edna

I won't come home to that, Henry
I, I am never wrong
I won't come home to that, Henry
Can't believe you'd write this song
I won't come home to that, Henry
I, I have never been wrong

Bart, son, take my arm
Aah, edna

[Chorus] (x3)
Oooh, oooh Edna

[Outro]
How could I be wrong
After such a long run of being right?