[Intro] Bart:
Hymns here! I got hymns here! Get 'em while they're holy, straight from God's brain to your mouth! (laughs evilly)
Reverend Lovejoy:
And now, please rise for our opening hymn, uhhh, "In the Garden of Eden" by I. Ron Butterfly
[Helen Feesh plays opening riff]
Congregation:
In the Garden of Eden, honey
Don't you know that I love you?
In the Garden of Eden, baby
Don't you know that I'll always be true?
[Bart laughs evilly]
Homer:
Hey, Marge, remember when we used to makе out to this hymn?
[Marge giggles and then shushes Homer]
[Helen Feesh plays the lengthy instrumental interlude until the congregation comes back in]
Oh won't you come with me-ee-ee
And take my ha-a-and?
Oh, won't you comе with me-ee-ee
Reverend Lovejoy:
Wait a minute, this sounds like rock and/or roll!
And walk this land?