[Verse 1]
You’ve heard all them pickup lines
So you won’t hear not one of mine
That ain’t even what I’m tryna do
I just think it’s such a shame
You’re by yourself, girl who’s to blame
Yeah, what’s his name, what’d he do to you?
Is this stool open over here?
Is it whiskey? White wine or red?
You probably think this chivalry dead

[Chorus]
But I could let you tell me what happened
Yeah, I could let you cry on my shoulder if you want
I could let you whiskey me into dancing
Even though I don’t
I could let you order another
On one condition, it’s my tab you’re puttin’ it on
I could let you lead me on
I can tell that he did you wrong
Girl shoot me down if you want
But I can’t let you drink alone