Well, you got a turtle
Up there in your room
But that poor little turtle man
He almost faced his doom

So your turtle got up
And walked out the door
He crawled to your lawn
But he ain't there no more

'Cause you see a bird
Flying way overhead
Well, it picked up your little turtle now
And made it fitting dead(?)

Oh, but your turtle
That bird just dropped him on a roof
Your neighbor's roof to be exact

I say that poor reptile
Turtles are reptiles, that's a fact

So go tell your dad
Or maybe your mom
To fetch a ladder
Or borrow one from Tom
Assuming you know
A dude named Tom
Although it would be kind of weird if you
Don't know a single Tom!

Just get your turtle
And give him a nice kiss on his shell
Give a little smooch to your green fella
But then go wash your lips 'cause
You could get salmonella
Salmonella's a bacteria
Whoa. (Whoa)