Winners never lose, losers never win
That's the way it seems in the world I'm in
I would stand corrected, change my point of view
If I had a girl like you

I'd know when to gamble, I'd know when to fold
Everything I touched would turn to gold
My luck would run hotter than a Texas barbecue
If I had a girl like you

Einstein would be studying a theory of mine
Shakespeare would be quoting every one of my lines
Sherlock Holmes would beg me for a clue
If I had a girl like you
If I had a girl like you

Always do my best to blend into the crowd
Never drive too fast or dress too loud
But I'd get myself a Harley and a big tattoo
If I had a girl like you

Einstein would be studying a theory of mine
Shakespeare would be quoting every one of my lines
Sherlock Holmes would beg me for a clue
If I had a girl like you
If I had a girl like you
I'd be on my way to heaven if you gave me the word
Soaring through the sky like a high flying bird
'Cause I'd believe in miracles and dreams come true
If I had a girl like you

Einstein would be studying a theory of mine
Shakespeare would be quoting every one of my lines
Sherlock Holmes would beg me for a clue
If I had a girl like you
If I had a girl like you

If I had a girl, if I had a girl
If I had a girl like you