[Verse 1]
Your jokes ain't funny and there's nothin' you say
That I wanna hear
The sound of the door slammin' your ass out
Is music to my ears
If I can't beat you, then I'm gonna beat you to a pulp
So can the TV rays and take my tonsil glaze right down your throat

[Chorus]
You're standin' too close, what the fuck's with you?
You ain't my old lady and you ain't a tattoo
Well, no need to whimper
And no need to shout
This party's over, so get the fuck out
Get the fuck out

[Post-Chorus]
Ah-hahahahahaha
Woo

[Verse 2]
Well, I puke, I stink, bitch, give me a drink
'Cause I'm payin' for the room
I ain't buyin' you breakfast, so keep your mouth busy
And wrap your lips all around my attitude
Take a walk with me, with your triple double-Ds
And your forty-foot do
Why you walkin' funny?
You must've spent some time with the boys in the crew
[Chorus]
You're standin' too close, what the fuck's with you?
You ain't my old lady and you ain't a tattoo
Well, no need to whimper
No need to shout
This party's over, so get the fuck out
Get the fuck out

[Post-Chorus]
*Coughs*
Know what I'm sayin'?
Fuck you if you can't take a joke, man

[Bridge]
The morning's comin' and this is my bed
If I find you here when I wake up
The maid is gonna find me dead

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
You're standin' too close, what the fuck's with you?
You ain't my old lady and you ain't a tattoo
No need to whimper
Well no need to shout
This party's over
Get the fuck out!
Get the fuck out!
Get the fuck out!