Got me a date with a supermodel, ha ha ha
I know, I know, I figured "Fuck it"
Dinner at the hotel, champagne bottle
Steak and potatoes, a feather in a bucket

Tell me what is it we're pretendin'?
Not to know and who needs proof?
I don't need so much to remember, no no
That's how it is when you tell the truth
Woo!

How many times does somebody lie
'Til patience runs her course?
Keep that in mind, when we say goodbye
'Cause you can't get this stuff no more

That's the thing about self-improvement
Don't get me wrong, I plan on gettin' some soon
Outside the wire somethin's movin'
The barn burnt down, now I can see the moon

A slice at a time, like a pizza pie
You serve up the truth, don't want it anymore
Keep that in mind, when we say goodbye
'Cause you can't get this stuff no more
Woo!
How many times does somebody lie
'Fore patience runs her course?
Keep that in mind when we say goodbye
'Cause you can't get this stuff no more

(A slice at a time) Wha-oh yeah!
Wha-oh! Can't get that stuff no more
Better keep that in mind (Keep it in mind)
When we say our goodbyes
'Cause you can't get this stuff no more, ahh!

Not this stuff, baby