Jeremy is the oldest son
And I’m the other one
We share a small room
With a big bed

Jeremy could be number one
In anything he tries
You know, he’s so smart
But he doesn’t care

Jeremy is such a funny guy
He tells me all his jokes
And I laugh so hard
It makes him laugh too

Jeremy let’s me drive his car
I get to hold the wheel
On the highway
On the way home from school

The other day he walked by
With all his stupid friends
And he pretended
He didn’t see me
As I called “Jeremy”
So we don’t really talk much anymore.