[Verse 1]
Master of evil, Squid of darkness
Octopus of inferno and hell
Dead you lie sleeping, in eternal siesta
Counting two TeraSheep

[Pre-Chorus 1]
When death dies thy time shall be
To unleash upon us plankton and death
So hear the voice of your colf summoning thee
Waiting for the call of Cthulhu!

[Chorus]
Brlrlrlalalllrrllrrbrlwlwlwlwwl aaaaaaah
Brlrlrlalalllrrllrrwhwhgagawl aaaaaaah
Brlrlrlalalllrrllrrbrlwlwlwlwwl aaaaaaah
Brlrlrlalalllrrllrrwhwhgagawl aaaaaaah

Call of Cthulhu! Lalalalalalalala!
Call of Cthulhu! Lalalalalalalala
Call of Cthulhu! Lalalalalalalala!
Call of Cthulhu! Lalalalalalalala

[Verse 2]
Cthulhu the ancient, bringer of bills
Lord of Telecom R'lyeh
Appear in your subscribers dreams
Advertising tariffs of pain and convenience
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Send the world your death SMS
Forwarding animated doomsday GIFs
When thy kingdom rises once again
Hire us first in the mighty call center of Cthulhu

[Chorus]
Brlrlrlalalllrrllrrbrlwlwlwlwwl aaaaaaah
Brlrlrlalalllrrllrrwhwhgagawl aaaaaaah
Brlrlrlalalllrrllrrbrlwlwlwlwwl aaaaaaah
Brlrlrlalalllrrllrrwhwhgagawl aaaaaaah

Call of Cthulhu! Lalalalalalalala!
Call of Cthulhu! Lalalalalalalala
Call of Cthulhu! Lalalalalalalala!
Call of Cthulhu! Lalalalalalalala

Brlrlrlalalllrrllrrbrlwlwlwlwwl
Brlrlrlalalllrrllrrwhwhgagawl aaaaaaah

[Skit]
(The number you've dialed is-) dead

[Chorus]
Call of Cthulhu! Lalalalalalalala!
Call of Cthulhu! Lalalalalalalala
Call of Cthulhu! (Brrllrrbrlwlwlwlwwl) Lalalalalalalala!
Call of Cthulhu! (Brrllrrbrlwlwlwlwwl) Lalalalalalalala
[Interlude]
(whispered)
And now, we will summon Cthulhu together
Ä, ä, ä. Chi bana banwa ä
(spoken)
Ä, ä, ä. Chi bana banwa ä
Ä, ä, ä. Chi bana banwa ä!
(Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn)

[Bridge]
Rocco Giocattoli ä
Ä, ä, ä. Chi bana banwa ä
Ä, ä, ä. Chi bana banwa ä
Ä, ä, ä. Ä [?]
Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Ä, ä, ä. Chi bana banwa ä
Ä, ä, ä. Chi bana banwa ä
Ä, ä, ä. Ä [?]
Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn