Hey, Mr. Pretty Boy ...,
You sure been lookin' good. Yeah
Said, Mr. Pretty Boy ...,
You lookin' like you should. Mmmmm ...
Until you took the bottle and turned it up
You didn't want to quit 'til you drank up all of that stuff
Now, Mr. Pretty Boy ...,
Now you don't look so good. No, noooo ...

Ahhhhhhh ... oh
Mr. Pretty Boy ....

Sitting in the parlour
You entertain your guests. Mmmmm ...
Mr. Pretty Boy ....
That's what you do the best. That's what you do
Until you told the butler to bring another round
And no one else was drinkin' but you went and sucked them all down
Now, Mr. Pretty Boy ...,
Now you don't look so good. No ... you don't

Ahhhhhhh ... oh
Mr. Pretty Boy ...,
Ahhhhhhh ... oh
Mr. Pretty Boy ...,
Mist ... Mr. Pretty Boy ...