Voice Over:
Ladies and Gentlemen, for lunch or dinner, try Ziggens Family Restaurant
The restaurant offers a varied menu featuring Ziggens homestyle soups, burgers
And a wide assortment of delicious entrees created by our chef
Dining at Ziggens is an age old family tradition
Ziggens Family Restaurant: We're ready to serve you a delicious meal, right now
Thank You. HAHAHAHAHA

What am I doin'?
What am I doin'?

There's somethin' about a waitress
Somethin' about a waitress
Somethin' about a waitress that
Turns me on. (2x)

She brings a booster seat to my son
Sometimes calls me hon
And she says "How do you like your eggs?"

She brings a booster seat to my son
She keeps a pencil behind her bun
And she says "How do you like your eggs?"
Delicious!

There's somethin' about a waitress
Somethin' about a waitress
Somethin' about a waitress that
Turns me on
There's somethin' about a waitress
Somethin' about a waitress
Somethin' about a waiter
Thanks ya'll see ya later

Say Polyester
Polyester
Polyester
Polyester

Brown And Gold
Brown And Gold

Polyester
Polyester

There's somethin' about a waitress
Somethin' about a waitress
Somethin' about a waitress that
Turns me on