I went to the lagoon to buy myself some bananas
And I said to myself, Skipper’s gonna drive me bananas
With his Gilligan, Gilligan, Gilligan, Gilligan (Gilligan!)

I went to the lagoon to buy myself some coconuts
And I said to myself, Skipper’s gonna drive me nuts
With his Gilligan, Gilligan, Gilligan, Gilligan (Gilligan!)

“Gilligan, for a guy who’s always doing dumb things, when you do something smart, it’s beautiful.”
“You’re not mad?” “No, I’m not mad, even though I lost a fortune!”

I went to the lagoon to buy myself a coconut cream pie
And I said myself, Skipper, he’s just gotta die
I went to the lagoon to buy myself some bananas
And I said to myself, Skipper’s gonna drive me bananas

Gilligan, Gilligan, Gilligan, Gilligan (Gilligan!)