I ain’t got a friend in the world
But I got a special girl
Her name is Furball
Her name is Furball
I ain’t got a baseball bat
Somebody took it and now I’m out of my bat
But I got Furball
Yes I got Furball
And Furball
Well she’s got me

If you think this song is sickeningly sweet
Just ignore the words and dig my crazy beat
Or get yourself a copy of The Prince and Pauper
Furball looks a lot like Dennis Hopper

Furball said “you can do it, Bert! You can be a star!”
But I don’t got no leather pants so I don’t get too far
Without Furball
That crazy Furball
And Furball
Well she’s got me
(Oh, take us to the bridge)

Furball
Hair so brown
Eyes so green
And I’m the only one who knows that she ain’t got a spleen
She ain’t got a spleen
Other night just watching thе Rams against the Bears
Furball said “can we changе it please to the Hollywood Squares?”
Oh that Furball
That crazy Furball
And Furball
(Big finish!)
Well she’s got me
(Yahoo!)