There's a remedy, but, oh, it has a price
Your mind is weak, but for now it will suffice

Here's the bottle, just wash them down
Make believe you're in a place profound
Let it turn you around
Turn your gold into lead

The philosopher's stone had a bastard child
Electro magnetic fields are running wild

An irrepressable alteration
Come face a nuclear transmutation
For a modest taxation
Turn your gold into lead

Pass the bottle and wash them down
Make believe you're in a place profound
Let it turn you around
Turn your gold into lead