[Verse 1]
Mailman comes around 6:15
I thought I saw my neighbors kissing
I've got a really pressing meeting
With me, my couch, and mindless TV

[Verse 2]
Sad I didn't go to college
And all my lifelong friends aren't calling
Well, at least I'm so successful
How can I complain?

[Chorus]
I finally got what I want
Finally got what I want
But the next part's kinda comical
I'm still fucking miserable

[Verse 3]
When did life become so dull?
Since when was twenty-five so old? Oh
Always told aging was tricky
Especially in this plastic city

[Verse 4]
Was just a kid, pure innocence
Where does that go? Will we ever know? Yeah
Now it's a pain, I'm so tortured and vain
Just wanna feel better
[Chorus]
I finally got what I want
Finally got what I want
But the nеxt part's kinda comical
I'm still fucking miserable