Shakka: So what happened at work bro?

J:
The manager meeting was a wrap
Walk to the door
Pat on the back
Have a good weekend ‘n' that

And upon me thinking of having one
This dickhead spawn of Babylon
Pushes his luck and then some
By bidding farewell with a fist bump

A rhasclart fist bump

Shakka:
Ain’t nuttin wrong with a fistbump fam

J:
Nah nah nah
Mans not a donut
I've seen before how appraisals go cous

Simon, Nathaniel & Blake
Each got a traditional handshake
Meanwhile, this eton no-one
Is tryna fill his culture quota
Mans no different to Simon or Blake
So I responded with the handshake
S: *giggles*

J:
Nah fam, nip it in the bud REAL quick
Today it's the fist bump shit
Tomorrow this guy will think
He can say the N word during leaving drinks

Give em an inch, thеy take the whole milе
And man ain’t lettin' nobody take my manhood ya zee-it

S: Oh yeah, I forgot to ask. How's the missus?

J: Fam, that's old news cous. I been single-ing and mingling since we last spoke about her. Furthermore, what's that motive sayin'? Mans lookin' to consort with some tings fam