Cuddle and wait
A huddle on the floor
Cool cats all in a muddle at the door

What a bore. Badger just scored
Barking in the dark
Face like they're basking each other

(Happy soup)
She's a dark princess
She doesn't really need this
She's wearing a Vivienne Westwood

(Happy soup)
Do you mind if I kiss you?
Have a little cuddle?
There's no way that's gonna go

Silly little rave queen
Mumbling dirty options
Sitting on my lap

Who am I, the sort of chap
Watching you dance
A bit scared now
(Happy soup)
Then badgers snuggling up
With ambitions
Breaking my love

(Happy soup)
And all the posh girls are laughing
And I've got to think quick
Who am I? Who am I?

So the taxi
Drives off into the mystic
And I bid farewell to you

I'm stuck a badger
And his crew
Lowing it down in poetry

(Happy soup)
Will I sit on this fence forever
Acceptable living
Surely not

(Happy soup)
You, well
You were never there in the first place
Were you?
(Happy soup)
(Happy soup)