["Children of the Revolution" Intro]
Yeah!

Well you can-

[Fades]

[Footsteps and opening door]

["Christmas Time"]
Christmas time makes you blow your mind
Makes you feel cool
So have a groovy you
It's a Christmas

Christmas time makes you blow your mind
Makes you feel real cool
So have a groovy you
It's a Christmas

Well, it's Christmas
Well, it's Christmas

Christmas time makes you blow your mind
Makes you feel cool
So have a groovy you
It's a Christmas
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la

It's Christmas
Well, it's Christmas
It's Christmas
It's Christmas
It's Christmas
It's Christmas

[Marc Bolan speaking]
Hello babes this is Marc Bolan um and I'd like to thank you all for a really fine year. We've had a really good time been everywhere, and um, expect you've had a good time yourselves. I hope you have a good Christmas, really good. And we're gonna on the Top of the Pops on the weekend of the Christmas and were in London and everywhere, so at some point we're gonna see you and be close to you. So, and also have a good year and don't cry

[Steve Currie speaking]
Hello, this is Steve Currie here. Thank you very, very much for all you've made us. We couldn't do without you and I hope to see you all again soon

[Mickey Finn speaking]
This is Mickey Finn here and I'm wishing you--

[Marc interrupting]
Never!

[Mickey Finn speaking]
--wishing you a merry merry, merry Christmas

[Woman Pretending To Be Bill Legend speaking]
This is Bill, have I got a Christmas surprise for you, oh boy!
["Christmas with You"]
All I wanna do
Spend some time with you
'Cos I wanna spend my Christmas with you
All I wanna say
Is everything ok
'Cos I wanna spend my Christmas with you

Wanna spend my Christmas with you
Wanna spend my Christmas with you, ooh, ooh

Everything I do
Makes me feel like a zoo
'Cos I wanna spend my Christmas with you
Wanna spend my Christmas with you
Wanna spend my Christmas with you, oh yeah
Wanna spend my Chris-- ah ah ah ah (get down now!)
Wanna spend my Christmas with you, ooh
Well it's Santa talkin'

[Impromptu dialogue]

[Santa Bolan]
Oh it's Christmas time again, this is Santa Bolan, I'm looking for some of my little friends (oh yippee, oh oh, oh great!)
Oh, here they come now!
Oh, hello little boy, what's your name?
[Chocolate Colin]
Chocolate Colin

[Santa Bolan]
What was that name again?

[Chocolate Colin]
Chocolate Colin, my name is

[Santa Bolan]
What are you trying to tell me sonny?

[Cripple Tit Coronie]
I am Cripple Tit Coronie hehehe

[Santa Bolan]
Hello Cripple Tit, how's your mother? She well?

[Cripple Tit Coronie]
My mother's alright

[Santa Bolan]
Oh good
There was a little boy called Bo, his friends though he was a troll, so he grew his hair and sat in a chair, ho ho!
Here comes someone else now

[George Dragoon Tenair]
I'm George Dragoon Tenair!

[Nobbly Wobbly]
What about an Nobbly Wobbly?

[Santa Bolan]
Oh, Nobbly, do a little song for us Nobbly

[Nobbly Wobbly]
My name is Nobbly Wobbly, I'm on hey, I'm gonna do a little song for you now. Here in the old outback here

["Christmas Bop"]
Christmas (well, well, well)
Christmas (well, well, well)
Christmas (hey, well, well, well)
T-Rexmas (well, well, well)
Christmas (I saw a girl on the other day)
Christmas (all I said was a-hey hey hey)
Christmas (why did you come to hear me [?])
Baby, T-Rexmas (will you get it on?)
Christmas (well, well, well)
Christmas (well, well, well)
Christmas (well, well, well)
It's a T-Rexmas (well, well, well)
Christmas (hey, did you think this is [?] makes me smile)
Christmas (makes me feel so like a ginger cloud)
Christmas (when I pulled his hand up far)
Baby, T-Rexmas (makes it like a... [?])
Christmas (well, well, well)
Christmas (well, well, well)
Christmas
It's a T-Rexmas
It's T-Rexmas (oh darling I said)
Christmas
Baby, T-Rexmas (well, well, well)
Christmas (baby, well I know it's true)
Christmas (princeston is the way that you do)
Christmas (pressure is found but I know it's right)
He said T-Rexmas (I'm gonna see you on a Saturday night, well, well, well)
Christmas

[Sample of some song playing backwards]

[Marc Bolan speaking]
The wind was in, [?] remains, she looked just like a house
"I am the Queen of Walham Green. Now, do it," said Nobbly Wobbly. Set in light to a night's bridge
We love you, we love you, we love you, Marc loves you, we love you, we love you

["Everybody Knows it's Christmas"]
Everybody knows it's Christmas
Everybody knows it's Christmas time
Everybody knows it's Christmas
Everybody knows it's Christmas time
Christmas time, yeah
Christmas time comes once a year
Feel your toes, it's such good chill, oh yeah
Everybody knows it's Christmas
Everybody knows it's Christmas time

[Sample of "Solid Gold, Easy Action"]
-dialing

I can't get no satisfaction
All I want is easy action, baby

Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey

I know you're shrewd and she's a dude
But all I want is easy action
I know you're shrewd and she's a dude
But all I want is easy action
I know you're shrewd and she's a dude
But all I want is easy action, baby-