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Maurice, Maurice, with your onions at your feet
Cutting back down the Old Kent Road
I'll give you a shilling if you would be willing
To give me your handlebar home

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Maurice, Maurice, with your fingers of jade
Cutting by on your onion machine
I'll give you a shilling if you would be willing
To tell me the strength of your scene

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Maurice, Maurice, with your onions at your feet
Cutting back down the Old Kent Road
I'll give you a shilling if you would be willing
To give me your handlebar home