[Chorus]
Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine
Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine
Home is where the heart is (Ooh)
Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine

[Verse 1]
Working at Papa John's I was making good bread
Got a $20 tip on New Years' and I moved out to LA
She drew me up a map with a fountain pen
She took me to Hermosa with the boys from 'round the way

[Chorus]
Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine
Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine
Home is where the heart is (Ooh)
Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine

[Verse 2]
Headbang in the crowd, dive from the stage
With black hair and a Smiths shirt, Meat Is Murder
I asked her if she had a boyfriend, she said no
I asked her if she had a girlfriend, she said "Hell, I wouldn't know"

[Chorus]
Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine
Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine
Home is where the heart is (Ooh)
Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine
[Bridge]
Went down to the bank of the river
And she washed my dirty hands
I've been hanging around in a cloud of shame
Till she led me to taste the cold water

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
Diane would help me pass out all the fliers
I became a big shot, and she got sick one day
I still have the map she drew for me
I'd be lost without it, there's so much I want to say

[Chorus]
Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine
Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine
Home is where the heart is (Ooh)
Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine