(This isn't grass..
It's paper mache!)

This is old school shit
And it rocks
And it rocks
And it rocks

'Cause I am cool
I am cool
I am cool

I rock 'cause I'm old school
And it rules
And it rules
And it- yea

Why don't you go fuck yourself? (wha-what?)
Why don't you go fuck yourself? (oh yea!)
Oh, dance break!

[Actual Dance Break]

I'm not-nananana-nanana
Ah-nana-nanana-nanana
I am old school
I am cool
Because I'm old school
I am cool
Because I'm old school
I am cool
Because I'm old school
I am cool
Because I'm old school shit