[Verse 1]
I want a pretty name
One that doesn't sound like nothing
I don't agree with you
When you say my name is cool
Nils sound like a faggot’s name
One that's foreign
Oh it brings me shame

[Chorus]
My name is gay
My name is gay
No, no, no

[Post-Chorus]
I want a pretty name
I'll take anything
I want a pretty name

[Verse 2]
I'd rather be named This Kid's a Big Fucking Faggot
Rasmussen
This Kid is a Big Fucking Faggot Rasmussen
I would be a lot more happy with that name