Uncle Outrage
You’re Ugly And You Have No Friends

Come on over here
I'd like to tell you something
I don’t like you very much
Shark attack!

I will always love me, me

I don't like your face
I don't like your ass
I don’t like your groans
I don't like your hair

I don't like anything about you

You're not funny and you're not cool
You turn no heads at the pool

I don't like anything about you

Why are you even here?
Stop being here and start being there

I don't like anything about you

Oh, oh, ohh, ahh