Uncle Outrage
Gayest Ballad EVER
[Verse 1]
Kickboxing nor taekwondo will help you not get raped
Rapists are not afraid of bruises and/or scrapes
[Chorus]
You, maybe you, maybe you
Won't get raped
You, maybe you, maybe you
Won't get raped
[Verse 2]
Take a look outside your window
You will not get raped
Thousands of gods and demons have
Extinguished the whole lake
[Chorus]
You, maybe you
Can have a stilted leg
You, maybe you, maybe you
Won't get raped