[Intro]

"So, Ashley, when was the first time you realized you were a girl?"
"(Laughing) I am a girl!"
"Uh, yeah, I know, and when did you first realize it?"
"Aw, this is gross!"
"No, no, no, okay, sorry!"
"You look really cute"

[Verse 1]
I don't want to dress in girls' clothes cause I'm a boy
I don't want to dress in girls' clothes cause I'm a boy
Why do you make me dress like a girl?
I'm a boy and should dress in boys' clothes
Transvestite, transvestite
You're not girls, you are guys
All the boys are dressed like girls
And all the girls are dressed like boys
I don't see thе point of this
Why is this considered fun
All the boys arе dressed like girls
And all the girls are dressed like boys

[Chorus]
I like tiny dogs
And I like it when you fall
I like tiny dogs
Stick them in the wall
[Verse 2]
I hate you all, I hate you all!
I hate you all, I hate you all!
Where'd you learn to walk in heels?
Dressing wrong, is that appealing?
Do I understand it?
No
Do I understand it?
No
No! No! No! No!

"(Laughing) I am a girl!"