Upstairs in the lodger's room
Stands Herr Issyvoo

Herr Issyvoo
I value you for the things you do
With your friend the rich baboon

You met him down at the zoo
With Bertie the heterosexual

And the woman sailor
The anorexic
Who drinks as much schnapps as you do

My back is whale, my cock is too
So middle-class my gimlet eyes are Prussian blue
I'm standing in

Herr Issyvoo
Upstairs in your lodger's room
Let's make thunder with our noses
And a red balloon

Herr Issyvoo
I poo-poo you
You're a clumsy fool
With your friend the heterosexual Bertie
In the lodger's room
And the woman sailor
Who makes a fool of both of you

Herr Issyvoo
Upstairs in the lodger's room
Let's make thunder with our noses
And a red balloon