So what you've got a big cock

So what you've got a big cock
That don't mean you are a nice person
So what you've got a big cock
Good golly Miss Molly
So what you've got a big cock
Must be great for masturbation
So what you've got a big cock
Jeez Louise

So what you've got a big cock
That don't mean that you have feelings
That don't mean that life has meaning

Sometimes I get so lonely I could shrivel on the vine
And so I take the corkscrew and I uncork the wine
The ashtray's overflowing, did I take all those quaaludes?
And I'm spinning for the umpteenth time Mott the Hoople, All The Young Dudes
It's early Friday evening and there's no-one I can call
And everyone seems happy but I'm not happy at all
Should I play a video game, should I take a walk
Or should I unzip my fly?

So what you've got a big cock
That don't mean that you belong now
So what you've got a big cock
That don't mean that you are strong now
So what you've got a big cock
Scream it from rooftop
You've got a big cock
But in this world of over-population
So what?
Why don't you become a cop
Clock the situations vacant
That's not a real job, that's
Mastur- mastur- mastur- mastur- mastur- mastur- masturbation!