[Verse 1]
From the first time I listened to
"Move to Bremerton", I knew
That you were quite simple-y
The rock n'roll boy that was meant for me
As I listened to your sweet words I thunk
This boy's not like any other punk
All that sensitivity made me swoon
I dreamed that I would meet you real soon

[Verse 2]
I watched the video for "Doing Time"
Your angel face looked so sublime
And I must blush as I confess
I paused the part where there was a shot of your ass
And I love how to furrow your brow that way
It lets me know you mean every word you say
I see such sincerity in your eyes
I know you wouldn't be like all the other guys

[Chorus]
Oh Mike Herrera
I love you this I swear-a
I find it so unfair-a
That I can't make you aware-a
[Verse 3]
I know you're into the Jesus thing
You got all these songs about God being king
But how am I gonna get thru to you
That this agnostic needs lovin too
Every time there's an MxPx show
Something comes up and I realize I can't go
How am I ever gonna meet you this way
My star-crossed Romeo who's writing this play

[Chorus]
Oh Mike Herrera
I love you this I swear-a
I find it so unfair-a
That I can't make you aware-a
I wanna make you pasta with marinara
And let you sleep with my teddy bear-a
Each night I say a prayer-a
To God or Buddha or whoever's there-a
I'm not tryin to scare ya
I just want you to know how much I care-a
To you my heart and soul I bare-a
Oh Mike Herrera

[Bridge]
Mike Herrera, Mike Herrera
Mike Herrera, Mike Herrera
Mike Herrera, Mike Herrera
Mike Herrera, Mike Herrera
[Chrous]
Oh Mike Herrera
I love you this I swear-a
I find it so unfair-a
That I can't make you aware-a
The thought of havin to share ya
Makes my poor heart wanna tear-a
I wanna see you in your underwear-a
You and me should be a pair-a
Oh Mike Herrera (1, 2, 3, 4)

[Outro]
Oh Mike Herrera, Oh Mike Herrera
Oh Mike Herrera, Oh Mike Herrera
Oh Mike Herrera, Oh Mike Herrera
(Move to NYC we'll hang out)
(Move to NYC we'll go all out)
Oh Mike Herrera, Oh Mike Herrera
(Move to NYC we'll hang out)
(Move to NYC we'll go all out)