Vera's a girl who loves puppies and turtledoves
Rabbits she has a pair, and a cute little baby bear
Vera can have a plenty, doo bee doop, Vera I love but what gets me...
I call her up on the phone, thinking she's all alone
Then when I get to her door, there's a goose and a gander on Vera's veranda and kittens all over the floor

Musical interlude...

Vera can have a plenty doo bee doop, Vera I love but what gets me..
I call her up on the phone, thinking she's all alone
Then when I get to her door, there's a goose and a gander on Vera's veranda and kittens all over the floor...And I'm just a duck out of luck!
(sound of quacking)